(Source: veryspecificthingtohate, via theinsultingdetective)
(via allgoodpeople)
Type the first letter of your URL into your tag box. The last tag to come up will be your final words.
#bird
That’s very anticlimactic
#gay
Huh, okay.
#barak obama
fuck yes
#pushingcrazies
welp
i’d better hide
#OH I LOVE ME SOME HAWKARSE
Yes fab.
#teeaar you to pieces and rip you apaaaart~
Well.
(they’re song lyrics i’m not a psychopath gosh)
well i guess i’m murdered then..
(Source: hareola)
Harry Potter Pick-up Lines
- me : Can I have your elder wand ? Coz I'm feeling deathly hollow.
- random boy :
- me : You don't have to cast lumos to turn me on.
- random boy :
- me : If I had to give you a surname, it would be Aguamenti... Cause everytime I see you, I'm wet.
- random boy :
- me : Admit it, you'll be whomping your willow thinking of me.
- random boy :
- me :
- random boy :
- me :
- random boy :
- me :
- me : GEEEEZ YOU'RE NOT FUN GUYYY, DO YOU HAVE A NIMBUS 2000 STUCK IN THE ASS ?
(Source: stephaniecalleja)
(via beyond-salvation)
- me: *goes to see avengers*
- me: that film
- me: i liked it
- me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
- me: ANOTHER!
(Source: gif-database, via theinsultingdetective)
(Source: my-own-little-dream-world, via aliceinhatland)
(Source: the--black-dahlia, via zanarkandd)
(Source: poppingsue, via johnlockofficial)
(Source: sunnywithnochance)
(via theinsultingdetective)
(Source: drunkonstevphen, via embracinginfinity)
